What I Learned: From Men In Black 3

Tonight I saw Men in Black 3. Now, I'm not a big MIB person, I saw the first one when it came out and I was 8, but it's never been my thing. I went tonight because it was at the cheap theatre and there's not a ton to do here in the summer. I ended up having a really great time!

I was pleasantly surprised at the movie's thoughtfulness, sense of humor, and startling lack of aliens and gross stuff.  I thought it was surprisingly esoteric and super endearing, especially for a summer blockbuster. Will Smith can do no wrong in my book (well, except for that whole Scientology thing...), and Josh Brolin was great! I really enjoyed myself, and

Here's what I learned:

• Will Smith doesn't age
• 'The Truth is the Only Path'
• Supermodels are actually Aliens
• Everything looks better in the 1960s
• $1.50 night at the Cheap Seats is the best thing ever
• When you need to think about something, Eat Pie
• 'There are countless futures, we just don't know which one will happen'
• Andy Warhol was actually a Secret Agent
• Jemaine Clement is a surprisingly good movie villain
• Jemaine Clement looks surprisingly good in leather pants
• I think I officially love men in leather pants
• 'A miracles is what seems impossible but happens anyway'
• Having 3 glasses of Prosecco before the movies is always a good idea
• When dealing with time travel plots, keep explanations short and simple
• Every man should own a black suit
• 'Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to'
• I love Will Smith
• Characters getting tased in movies is almost always hilarious
• Josh Brolin is a phenomenal mimic
• My theory that shorter movies are better is constantly right
• If you go to a movie with low expectations, your chances of enjoying it drastically increase