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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Things That Will Never Be Awesome.

For the precursor to this, please see "Things That Will Always Be Awesome." 

Mosquito Bites ~ Cavities ~ Runs in Stockings ~ Parents who let their children scream in restaurants and theatres ~ Prejudice ~ Blisters ~ Out of Order Arcade Games ~ Out of Order ATMs ~ Going to the dentist ~ Batteries dying ~ Half-Hugs ~ Razor Burn ~ Freezer Burn ~ Feeling Unappreciated ~ Increased Gas Prices ~ When people are reckless with other people's feelings ~ Speeding Tickets ~ Food Poisoning ~ Losing Things ~ Paying for checked baggage ~ Getting only bills and coupons in the mail ~ Burning Microwave Popcorn ~ Bumper to Bumper Traffic ~ Nails on a Chalkboard ~ Natural Disasters ~ Ice Cream Scoop falling off the Cone ~ Hangovers ~ Biting your Tongue ~ Lying  


  1. Good list. Except I have to disagree with a couple. My retorts:

    - Pride and Prejudice
    *Food Poisoning*
    - Poisoning Food (if you're an assassin)
    - The Hangover
    - Lying down


  2. brain freeze