Life Discoveries 22

Never go to bed with a dirty kitchen
Never look in a magnifying mirror
If you don't mind looking in a magnifying mirror, then you are a beautiful, confident person.
Be concise when emailing busy people and get to your point right away.
It's a law of nature that contact lens malfunctions only occur when you're running late.
Always fill up the whole gas tank.
Only shoot pictures from upward angles.
Figure out exactly what you need from IKEA before entering.
Always carry a sweater.
The key to creative productivity is the right amount of imbibing met with the right amount of chill techno music.
Wear a black bra whenever possible.
The only acceptable preparation of meat in an omelet is shredded or ground.
Seriously. NEVER cubed.
Get copious napkins
Never drink wine out of anything but glass.
(Unless you have to, in which case drink wine however you've got to.)
Take a class. I promise you'll feel good about it.
Like whatever the fuck you want to like.
SEND YOUR ELDERLY RELATIVES MAIL.
Take a whole day now & then to not wear a spec of makeup.
Write things down immediately or they'll fall out of your head.
Eat pizza with your hands.
Don't let boredom or vanity dictate your life.