What I Learned: Attending a Football Game

I'm not a real sporty girl.
Until this weekend, I had only been to one football game in my whole life, and it was my cousin's high school game about 8 years ago, and I wore heels. And was ridiculed. 
However, I somewhat redeemed my anti-sporticism this weekend and attended a football game at my alma mater! 

(Jake and I doing the Wildcat symbol)

Here's What I Learned:

• Always carry a comb
• Sports transcend people's political beliefs
• Pre-Gaming & Tailgating are awesome
• There are no stupid questions
• Sports are complicated
• The universe needs to come up with cooler band uniforms
• Football moms love kettle corn
• It makes sense why college stadiums don't sell beer
• Rivalries run deep
• If you need to get amped up, turn to Bon Jovi
• Bring Binoculars
• You know you've found true love when your honey will wait next to you in a crazy long sports arena restroom line
• There was a whole world in college I was totally oblivious to
• Cotton Candy is a must
• Sports minutes are longer than regular minutes
• Anything can happen
• Rental seat cushions are totally worth it
• Always carry cash
• Poor sportsmanship is never an attractive quality
• Chanting is fun
• Traditions are important
• Keep your chin up
• No one can resist Gangam Style 
• You can have a lot of fun participating in something you don't totally understand