You Know You're In Your Twenties When...

• You pour leftover wine back into the bottle with a funnel
• Your furniture is only purchased at Goodwill or via Craigslist
• Plastic Cups are appropriate party-ware 
• Nail Art is a priority
• You're still using your parents' Netflix and HBO accounts
• You still do laundry at your parents' house
• You're still on your parents' insurance 
• (If you're reading this, thanks again Mom & Dad)
• Cold pizza is an ideal breakfast
• Carrie Bradshaw is responsible for all formative adolescent ideas of fashion 
• There's a certain level of acceptance for drunk injuries
• You can do a full work day with no sleep
• You cling to the time you and pigtails have left together
• You have enough money for beer but not for food
• You consistently compare your life to Lena Dunham projects
• You stalk wedding pictures of all those people from high school on Facebook
• Last night's eyeliner still works for today
• Crashing on futons and couches is not only accepted, but expected
• You have an inner compass for open bars
• Half of your friends are in long-distance relationships
• In the short Groceries vs Takeout battle, takeout invariably wins
• You remember when SNL was consistently good
• You drive until the gas gauge is below the empty line
• You make questionable hair decisions
• Your "dresser" is a pile of clothes on a chair (and by chair I mean a laundry basket...) (And by laundry basket I mean the floor...)
• You communicate with people predominantly via text
• You make lists of traits that you chalk up to your age but are probably just your personality...