- Wine would have no calories
- I could make people stop humming in public
- Cereal would stay crunchy the whole bowl
- Every single episode of every TV show I love would be streaming on Netflix
- My car would always have a full tank
- I could play any instrument I wanted
- The carpets in my apartment would be spotless
- Jon Hamm would be my neighbor
- I would get the tan of a bronze goddess
- I'd have the Fonzy effect on Photobooths and Jukeboxes
- Pants would properly fit me
- Stuart Little would be real
- I would understand numbers
- Flowers would stay fresh for weeks
- Bread and Cheese would have no calories
- I wouldn't be clumsy
- Lightbulbs and batteries would never die
- I'd have an unlimited iTunes account
- I'd have unlimited airplane miles
- I would be friends with Billy Zane
- My nails would always be perfectly polished
- Dishes and laundry would do themselves
- I would be photogenic in every picture
- Chocolate would have no calories
- I could learn a new language in a day
- I could properly (and symmetrically) cut my own bangs
- I'd have a magic dog
- I would be a marathon runner
- My veins would be easy to find when I donate blood
- Tom Jones and Neil Diamond would sing at my parties
- I could time travel
- I would have Red Bull on tap
- I would be immune to sickness and speeding tickets
- I could surf and skateboard
- I would have won Elizabeth Taylor's 70s jumpsuit at auction
- I would wear Elizabeth Taylor's jumpsuit every day
- I could fly.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
If I Had Magic Powers...
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