Things I Plan To Do When I'm Insanely Rich:

Get my hair professionally blown out every time I wash it
Own a Prius (WITH automatic windows!)
Buy Elizabeth Taylor's jewelry
Have Robin Thicke perform at my Birthday Party
Buy and Renovate an old Airstream Trailer and travel the country
Hire a personal chef who specializes in Cronuts
Buy All the Clothes
Buy an Island with beautiful beaches that produces Champagne
Wear a lot of cool hats
Get really expensive, fool-proof Lasik eye surgery
OR have different glasses for every outfit
Buy my parents a bitchin pad
Have thousands of flowers in every room
Become friends with Mindy Kaling
Drink All the wine
Have a giant library with sliding ladders
See the Pyramids
Go to a nail salon that serves fancy alcohol
Get different nail art every week
Do Oprah-Style giveaways
Produce Music
Produce Movies
Have a pet Otter and name him C. K. Dexter Haven
Be on the cover of Vogue
Be friends with Ellen
Own a swimming pool with a swim-up bar & bartender
Invest in cloning research
Host TONS of Gatsby-level extravagant theme parties
Buy Carrie Bradshaw's Brownstone
Visit the secret basketball court inside the Matterhorn at Disneyland
Have the coolest TreeHouse ever
Write a Hit Rap Song
Donate millions to good causes & follow the Audrey/Angelina humanitarian footsteps
Have a personal trainer who treats me with a firm but loving hand
Be friends with Beyonce
Go to the Met Gala
Have super fancy linens that are always freshly clean
Visit countries that are only safe to visit if you're insanely rich
Read All the Books
Collect something bizarre and rare
Get a pixie cut
Buy really fancy bath products & expensive scented candles
Have a Pretty Woman moment in expensive couture stores where they snub me but then I show them!
Buy Jake fancy watches
Design a line of really cool dog costumes
Be friends with Kate Middleton
Have a ton of magazine subscriptions
Learn what Bill Murray whispers at the end of Lost in Translation
Never wash a dish or vacuum again. (Other chores are fine but I really hate those)
Purchase tons of vintage Lisa Frank merchandise
Look effortlessly glamorous all the time
Including when I get off an airplane
Invest in a night club
Have a Tea Party with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey
Meet the Dalai Lama
Donate to good political causes
Write a coffee table book
Get an Air Hockey Table & Photo Booth in my home
Have an indoor movie theatre
Tell off Donald Trump
Buy things from Sky Mall
Have the coolest bar with every kind of special glass
Party at George Clooney's house in Lake Como
Own a boat, give it a super cool name, & talk like Katherine Hepburn when I'm on it
Invent a classy, cute, comfortable, walkable high heel
Be friends with Oprah