00:34 Just a little Jaunt. A warm-up to get the blood going.
01:27 You've got this. The day is yours!
02:11 It's like that Nike ad in What Women Want, it's just you and the road!
02:31 God, why did Mel Gibson have to turn out to be such a dick?
03:40 Look at all of these cute go-getter new moms running with their strollers, they're doing so great! Be more like them!
04:55 Get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY with those strollers ladies, this is a shared path! GEEZ!
06:19 Ok, Just run to the trashcan, and then you can slow down.
07:02 Made it to the trashcan! Good job, now just keep running until the end of this song.
08:14 Will this Remix NEVER END??!
09:26 Look at that puppy! I love puppies!!
09: 29 I want a puppy to run with!
09:34 I should have just bought that beagle on craigslist the other day. I love beagles.
09:45 Bagels. Mmmmmm
10:10 Just keep running until you're far away enough from this scary homeless man
11:23 You're right Katy Perry, I AM a FIREWORK!
13:29 JUST TO THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN!
14:57 Oh, sweet water, you are the nectar of Zeus.
15:55 Ok, back to running
17: 38 Just think of it like this - one mile means one more glass of wine tonight
22:41 CALVES ON FIRE! GLUTES BURNING! AAAHHHH!!! CAN'T BREATH!
23:52 BEING SKINNY ISN'T WORTH IT!
25:08 Woah. That girl is so fit
25:16 Like, really fit.
25:24 I bet she didn't have three cheesy biscuits last night...
25:52 Look at her legs! She's like a beautiful gazelle.
26:11 Okay, stop staring at her, you creep!
28:23 Man, I am really working up a sweat today, I must be working really hard!
28:40 Wait... Did I forget to put on deodorant?
28:59 Yup, definitely forgot.
29:38 I WILL shine bright like a diamond, Rihanna!
30:47 You are almost there, just keep going
31:09 SO CLOSE
32:12 MY LEGS ARE TURNING INTO JELLO!
33:25 Beyoncé wouldn't stop running!!!
33:59 I'm never going to make it. AGGHHI'.D]EKJF/0.YHA8GHH8DNSJIFHECD9UNVS
34:37 I DID IT!!! I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!!!
35:13 That wasn't so bad! I can do anything!!