Somewhat Questionable Life Outlooks I Operate Under...

• You don't need to do laundry until you're totally out of clean underpants
• Buying coffee from your coffee shop every morning instead of making it at home is worth it
• That when I correct people's grammar it's endearing and not super irritating
• Honey Boo Boo won't grow up to be a reality-TV crack whore but will manage to develop self respect and lead a healthy adult life
• Hot Pink Blush looks as good as I think it does
• That if she only knew me, Tina Fey and I would definitely be besties
• Fashion is a necessary form of self-expression
• Whiskey is good for you
• That somebody out there reads my Tweets
• I don't look like an out of breath nerd when I'm running
• Cake is a totally acceptable breakfast
• Romantic Comedies set realistic expectations for real life behavior
• They will stop teaching The Scarlett Letter to poor helpless high school students
• I will someday own a Photobooth in my home
• That celebrities are lying when they talk about their diets and exercise
• Eventually I WILL do/make/cook/buy/see/build/wear everything on my pinterest boards
• My future children will undoubtedly be stunningly beautiful, hilarious geniuses
• When I give Homeless people money they truly do spend it on food
• Facebook stalking is an accurate look at someone's life
• Someday the Smiths and the Cure will both do reunion concerts and I will be there for both
• I have untapped musical instrument abilities
• Exercising = More Beer
• That my ever growing collection of phobias and fears is healthy and normal
• Ryan Gosling is as awesome as everything makes him seem
• Calories don't exist on holidays
• My "Outside The Box" Outfits really work
• Optimistic Realism is accomplishable 
• No one notices when I slip and fall in Yoga
• I will not get caught for my piracy efforts
• The real Pocahontas had a raccoon friend and John Smith and she really loved each other
• I will grow out of my clumsiness at some point
• If you wish and work hard enough, ANYTHING is possible
• When I hear 'vegan...' its ok to not even listen to the rest of the food title