- You pour leftover wine back into the bottle with a funnel
- Your furniture is only purchased at Goodwill or via Craigslist
- Plastic Cups are appropriate party-ware
- Nail Art is a priority
- You're still using your parents' Netflix and HBO accounts
- You still do laundry at your parents' house
- You're still on your parents' insurance
- (If you're reading this, thanks again Mom & Dad)
- Cold pizza is an ideal breakfast
- Carrie Bradshaw is responsible for all formative adolescent ideas of fashion
- There's a certain level of acceptance for drunk injuries
- You can do a full work day with no sleep
- You cling to the time you and pigtails have left together
- You have enough money for beer but not for food
- You consistently compare your life to Lena Dunham projects
- You stalk wedding pictures of all those people from high school on Facebook
- Last night's eyeliner still works for today
- Crashing on futons and couches is not only accepted, but expected
- You have an inner compass for open bars
- Half of your friends are in long-distance relationships
- In the short Groceries vs Takeout battle, takeout invariably wins
- You remember when SNL was consistently good
- You drive until the gas gauge is below the empty line
- You make questionable hair decisions
- Your "dresser" is a pile of clothes on a chair (and by chair I mean a laundry basket...) (And by laundry basket I mean the floor...)
- You communicate with people predominantly via text
- You make lists of traits that you chalk up to your age but are probably just your personality...
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